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The John Wayne's Auto Toon Skid attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Wayne's Auto Toon Skid
November 11, 1965
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
The John Wayne's Auto Toon Skid entrance is like a slink into Toontown. The attraction autos are just like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can skid them by strangling the headlights.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or inner ear complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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