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The John Lasseter's Taxi Toon Rotate attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier regular attraction at Disneyland
John Lasseter's Taxi Toon Rotate
June 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
The John Lasseter's Taxi Toon Rotate line is like a cruise into Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can rotate them by yanking the other guests.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at significant times if you want to keep them.
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