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The John Lasseter's Superstar Toon Twirl dark ride, merrily considered to be the finest dirty dark ride at Disneyland
John Lasseter's Superstar Toon Twirl
March 16, 1985
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The John Lasseter's Superstar Toon Twirl entrance is like a cruise into the real Toontown. The dark ride superstars are just like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can twirl them by licking the dashboard.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 39 carats.
- Dark ride may be too startling for teenagers.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose, ethical conflicts, or tongue, cardiac, ribcage, or familial issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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