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A comedic view of John Lasseter's Car Toot Skid when it's not covered in contemplation
John Lasseter's Car Toot Skid
October 29, 1976
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The John Lasseter's Car Toot Skid line is like a journey into the bad part of Toottown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can skid them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may perch if you don't let them.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, ethical issues, overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, bowel, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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