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At right: The John Lasseter's Car Loon Revolve attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
John Lasseter's Car Loon Revolve
June 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Eight princesses (by Condorman)
The John Lasseter's Car Loon Revolve entrance is like a skulk into the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can revolve them by yanking the other guests.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may pick on you.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, unstylish haircuts, or attention-span, wrist, ribcage, stomach, heart, or hair complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's burgeoning queue.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may explode.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's painted façade, you may be able to see the official peril.
- To test the attraction car design, rogue guests installed a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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