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Picture: The John Lasseter's Cab Toon Rotate attraction, roundly considered to be the only inoperable attraction at Disneyland
John Lasseter's Cab Toon Rotate
June 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
The John Lasseter's Cab Toon Rotate queue is like a journey into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cabs are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can rotate them by licking the headlights.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and rust.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, excessive chattiness, androgynous clothing, blinding perfume, or liver, elbow, immunological, personal, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- One of the reeds was said to smell as a tribute to Ursula.
- To test the attraction cab design, Imagineers tried running a Finding Nemo submarine on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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