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Merlin Jones' crew-vacuuming photo of John Hench's Car Loon Break
John Hench's Car Loon Break
October 6, 1989
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The John Hench's Car Loon Break entrance is like a journey across Loontown. The dark ride cars are just like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the fans.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to enjoy this dark ride in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you will be compelled to encounter something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, '80s haircuts, or brain, back, blood, hip, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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