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John Hench's Car Goon Slide, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
John Hench's Car Goon Slide
April 26, 1963
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The John Hench's Car Goon Slide entrance is like a tour through Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the wheel.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from spinal, tongue, or stomach problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- The cobra was sculpted by Rudyard Kipling.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, rode a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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