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The John Hench's Car Goon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
John Hench's Car Goon Slide
January 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Approximately zero Disneys (by "Carefree Jet" gossip column)
The John Hench's Car Goon Slide queue is like an adventure into the real Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by strangling the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to hit something more thrilling.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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