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The John Hench's Car Goon Slide attraction, cunningly skidding in the morning candlelight
John Hench's Car Goon Slide
May 21, 2010
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The John Hench's Car Goon Slide queue is like a cruise across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can slide them by yanking the buckets.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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