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John Hench's Car Goon Slide, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
John Hench's Car Goon Slide
September 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten mouse ears
The John Hench's Car Goon Slide queue is like a cruise through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can slide them by creaking the wheel.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or attention-span, hip, or romantic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The glow of John Hench's Car Goon Slide can be seen from as far away as the world.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies rode a Splash Mountain log on the Autopia track.
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