Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Cab Toon Slide attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst independent attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Cab Toon Slide
November 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces (according to "Physical Engine" gossip column)
The John Hench's Cab Toon Slide entrance is like a jaunt inside Toontown. The attraction cabs are formed like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by turning the tires.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, nasal, tongue, or shoulder disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom glasses.
- Mary Blair was on hand to ride this attraction when roving Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last room.
- To test the attraction cab design, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Splash Mountain log on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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