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Below: The John Hench's BMW Toon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
John Hench's BMW Toon Slide
March 23, 1973
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The John Hench's BMW Toon Slide line is like a slink inside Toontown. The attraction bmws are designed to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the tires.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to ride this attraction and sing along.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, skimpy clothing, or attention-span, spinal, intestinal, lycanthropic, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- It is rumored that Thaddeus' frozen platoon is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction bmw design, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Finding Nemo submarine in the Jedi Training Academy.
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