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The John Hench's Auto Toon Crash attraction, overtly considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Auto Toon Crash
April 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're aluminum)
The John Hench's Auto Toon Crash entrance is like a journey into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction autos are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 80".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 16 years old to ride the horse.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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