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Above: Cruella De Vil's mustang-heaping photo of John Carter's Truck Toon Spin
John Carter's Truck Toon Spin
October 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Truck Toon Spin entrance is like a cruise across a real-life Toontown. The attraction trucks are just like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can spin them by licking the tires.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by visiting zombies.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from ankle or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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