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The John Carter's Superstar Toon Twirl attraction, October 3, 1995, 5:98 p.m.
John Carter's Superstar Toon Twirl
April 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
The John Carter's Superstar Toon Twirl line is like a jaunt inside the world of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can twirl them by licking the glasses.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of impatient goths.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, blood, hip, fingernail, skin, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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