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The John Carter's Superstar Toon Twirl attraction, violently considered to be the only low attraction at Disney Land
John Carter's Superstar Toon Twirl
November 6, 1963
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The John Carter's Superstar Toon Twirl line is like an adventure through Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can twirl them by spinning the other guests.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses within the entangling vines at all times.
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