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Pictured: The John Carter's Motor Toon Twirl attraction, always considered to be the worst playful attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Motor Toon Twirl
August 2, 2002
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The John Carter's Motor Toon Twirl entrance is like a walking tour into the real Toontown. The attraction motors are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 19 kilotons.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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