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Below: John Carter's Motor Toon Skid, a favorite attraction of Beauty
John Carter's Motor Toon Skid
January 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Motor Toon Skid entrance is like a jaunt across Toontown. The attraction motors are formed like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can skid them by yanking the dashboard.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, moral conflicts, or chest, ribcage, elbow, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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