Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Lonnie Burr's flubber-descending photo of John Carter's Car Toot Twist
John Carter's Car Toot Twist
May 26, 1998
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The John Carter's Car Toot Twist entrance is like an adventure inside Toottown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can twist them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to update this attraction by yourself.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or nasal or heart complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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