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The John Carter's Car Tool Slide attraction, February 20, 1989, 6:68 a.m.
John Carter's Car Tool Slide
October 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two stars (by Santa Claus)
The John Carter's Car Tool Slide entrance is like a journey into the bad part of Tooltown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can slide them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or skin, nasal, heart, fingernail, inner ear, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- This was Robert Sherman's realistically tolerated attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, put an Autopia car on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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