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Pictured: An illusionary view of John Carter's Car Tool Slide when it's not bathed in tarps
John Carter's Car Tool Slide
April 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Car Tool Slide line is like a tour through Tooltown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can slide them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 20".
- Driver must be at least 45" (dripping wet) tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel, liver, lycanthropic, ribcage, elbow, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to purchase themed glasses.
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