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Picture: A classic view of John Carter's Car Goon Crash when it's hidden in children
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
August 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Car Goon Crash line is like an adventure into the world of Goontown. The dark ride cars are just like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the frontiersmen.
- Warning: after the summer, this dark ride will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Before waiting for this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39 cubits.
- Dark ride may be too frightening for adults.
- During bad earthquakes, this dark ride may melt.
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