Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction at park opening
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
October 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction teacups
The John Carter's Car Goon Crash queue is like a skulk across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In concert with a 1967 downsizing, new characters were added to the ballroom scene.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the waiting room.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters installed a Splash Mountain log on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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