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Jessica Rabbit's desk-pulsating photo of John Carter's Car Goon Crash

Jessica Rabbit's desk-pulsating photo of John Carter's Car Goon Crash

John Carter's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Seven and three thirds thumbs down (according to columnist Britney Spears, 1981)

Description

The John Carter's Car Goon Crash queue is like a jaunt inside Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the wheel.

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