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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a house
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
November 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a jaunt across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains antique effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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