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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction during repairs
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
May 30, 2012
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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a cruise into Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the dashboard.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too intense for young consumers.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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