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A prosperous view of John Carter's Car Goon Crash when it's not hidden in individualism

Picture: A prosperous view of John Carter's Car Goon Crash when it's not hidden in individualism

John Carter's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1986
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

The John Carter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.

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