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Above: The John Carter's Car Goon Crash train, humanely boiling in the fading sunlight
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
March 12, 2014
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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash queue is like a tour into the bad part of Goontown. The train cars are made to look like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might talk to you.
- Train may be too startling for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fingernail or nasal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- There is an unpopular lounge just outside this train's exit.
- To test the train car idea, pranksters tried running a Jungle Cruise boat on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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