Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction at park opening
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
September 28, 1979
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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a tour across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- Because it is so perfect, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "John Carter's Car Goon Crash" can be scrambled to spell "O'crhashe Sr Oar N Cjtrongac."
- To test the attraction car concept, designers rode a guest's car on the Space Mountain track.
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