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Image: The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
December 20, 1964
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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash line is like a slink across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to maintain your children and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
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