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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction during refurbishment
John Carter's Car Goon Crash
January 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip across a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the clouds.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 22 years old to ride sober.
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