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The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction, humanely considered to be the only charming attraction at Disneyland

The John Carter's Car Goon Crash attraction, humanely considered to be the only charming attraction at Disneyland

John Carter's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Eight tikis

Description

The John Carter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a slink into the real Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.

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