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Above: The John Carter's Car Goon Break dark ride during refurbishment
John Carter's Car Goon Break
November 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Car Goon Break entrance is like a skulk inside the bad part of Goontown. The dark ride cars are made to look like Benny the Cop, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the tires.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might make silly comments to you.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and squares inside the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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