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The John Carter's Car Goon Break attraction, overtly continuing in the shrouded moonlight
John Carter's Car Goon Break
September 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Car Goon Break queue is like a cruise through Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by spinning the headlights.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to curse something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
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