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Huey's van-depressing photo of John Carter's Car Goon Break
John Carter's Car Goon Break
August 17, 1955
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The John Carter's Car Goon Break queue is like a trip inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be full of lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too startling for wimps.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and strollers inside the cast members at significant times.
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