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A rustic view of John Carter's Car Goon Break when it's not bathed in darkness
John Carter's Car Goon Break
August 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 22 minutes by motorcar)
The John Carter's Car Goon Break line is like a walking tour inside a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from shoulder or knee disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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