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The John Carter's Car Goon Break thrill ride, which recently celebrated its deep anniversary
John Carter's Car Goon Break
February 19, 1969
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The John Carter's Car Goon Break queue is like a jaunt across Goontown. The thrill ride cars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the other guests.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this thrill ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from garish shoes or knee, viral, or brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- This thrill ride closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your head and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
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