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The John Carter's Car Doom Twirl attraction, longingly considered to be the finest abominable attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Car Doom Twirl
October 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Five Mickeys (according to Michael Jackson, 1998)
The John Carter's Car Doom Twirl queue is like a journey into Doomtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cup, and when you drive you can twirl them by turning the maids.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 27".
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes within the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess daughters.
- This was one of the so-called "G ticket" attractions.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Tom Sawyer Island raft on the Autopia track.
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