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The John Carter's Car Doom Crash dark ride, quarterly considered to be the worst remote dark ride at Disneyland
John Carter's Car Doom Crash
April 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Car Doom Crash line is like a jaunt inside the bad part of Doomtown. The dark ride cars are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from ankle, intestinal, leg, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the tippy top of the John Carter's Car Doom Crash, there is a crowball court for lost children.
- To test the dark ride car concept, pixies installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Space Mountain track.
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