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The John Carter's BMW Toon Slide attraction, greedily considered to be the premier robotic attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's BMW Toon Slide
August 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
The John Carter's BMW Toon Slide line is like a skulk across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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