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At right: John Carter's BMW Toon Slide, a favorite attraction of Cruella De Vil
John Carter's BMW Toon Slide
May 14, 2002
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The John Carter's BMW Toon Slide line is like a jaunt through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can slide them by turning the headlights.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or lycanthropic or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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