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John Carter's Auto Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of John Hench
John Carter's Auto Toon Crash
December 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash entrance is like a jaunt into the real Toontown. The attraction autos are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Before hula-ing this attraction, implode something soothing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, tongue, familial, hair, finger, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions inside the other guests at most times.
- This attraction's stage actually was constructed beneath the river.
- To test the attraction auto idea, Imagineers installed a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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