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The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Auto Toon Crash
August 18, 1988
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The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash entrance is like a skulk through the world of Toontown. The attraction autos are built like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the steering wheel.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to talk to jesters.
- Minimum height 33".
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be free from romantic or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction's theme actually reaches under the adjacent attraction.
- To test the attraction auto concept, soon-to-be-former employees put a Davy Crockett canoe in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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