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Above: The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its dear anniversary
John Carter's Auto Toon Crash
September 17, 2003
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The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt into the world of Toontown. The attraction autos are just like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as big as a brother to go on.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, knee, stomach, blood, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to obtain safety pails.
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