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Below: The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash attraction at night
John Carter's Auto Toon Crash
February 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash line is like a skulk across Toontown. The attraction autos are shaped like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you find crawling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Richard Sherman photo thingy.
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