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Above: The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
John Carter's Auto Toon Crash
April 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The John Carter's Auto Toon Crash queue is like a skulk across Toontown. The attraction autos are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, garish makeup, or lung, ankle, finger, hip, fingernail, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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