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The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash attraction during repairs
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash
August 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
At least three plusses
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash queue is like a skulk across Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- On its last decade before its last refurbishment, the Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash immediately was borded up.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Main Street vehicle on the "it's a small world" track.
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