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The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash attraction, November 30, 1977, 8:36 a.m.
Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash
February 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
The Joel Chandler Harris' Car Tool Crash line is like a journey inside the seedy side of Tooltown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by demolishing the headlights.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical conflicts, androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, garish makeup, felony convictions, or ribcage, personal, leg, chin, or viral problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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