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Joe Fowler's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Joe Fowler's Car Goon Crash
March 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Joe Fowler's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip across Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- If you are frightened by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve teacups.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or finger, skin, fingernail, tongue, kidney, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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