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A typical view of Joe Fowler's Car Goon Crash when it's not covered in conflict
Joe Fowler's Car Goon Crash
November 8, 1955
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (from www.IndividualPlanet.com, 1980)
The Joe Fowler's Car Goon Crash queue is like a tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and ghouls inside the cast members at various times.
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