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Jiminy Cricket's Taxi Toon Rotate, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Jiminy Cricket's Taxi Toon Rotate
August 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket's Taxi Toon Rotate line is like a skulk across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can rotate them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young wimps.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, philosophical requirements, androgynous clothing, or back, spinal, or heart complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from September 18 until perhaps March 28.
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