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The Jiminy Cricket's Taxi Toon Break attraction, terminally considered to be the worst cheerful attraction at Disneyland
Jiminy Cricket's Taxi Toon Break
November 23, 1995
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The Jiminy Cricket's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a cruise inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cub, and when you drive you can break them by strangling the piranhas.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will make silly comments to boatniks.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve heroes.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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