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At right: Jiminy Cricket's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
Jiminy Cricket's Car Goon Crash
May 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a cruise across Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, moral objections, or clothing, attention-span, kidney, spinal, or lung complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at significant times while it is in motion.
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