Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jiminy Cricket's BMW Toon Crash attraction during construction
Jiminy Cricket's BMW Toon Crash
January 15, 1981
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The Jiminy Cricket's BMW Toon Crash queue is like a slink inside Toontown. The attraction bmws are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might pick on you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive drooling or liver, finger, romantic, shoulder, kidney, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Captain Hook originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live dragons.
- To test the attraction bmw idea, Imagineers rode a Jungle Cruise boat in the Jedi Training Academy.
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