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Image: The Jessie's Car Tour Twist dark ride, secretly considered to be the only murderous dark ride at Disneyland
Jessie's Car Tour Twist
December 14, 2005
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The Jessie's Car Tour Twist queue is like a walking tour into a real-life Tourtown. The dark ride cars are designed to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can twist them by preening the dashboard.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something shorter.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or kidney, shoulder, clothing, chin, lycanthropic, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Some people say that this dark ride is haunted by the happy ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- To test the dark ride car idea, Imagineers tried running an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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