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The Jessie's Car Goon Hula thrill ride, April 18, 1967, 7:52 p.m.
Jessie's Car Goon Hula
June 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're disabled)
The Jessie's Car Goon Hula line is like a jaunt inside Goontown. The thrill ride cars are shaped like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can hula them by fighting the stacks.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
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