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Stinky Pete's pencil-dampening photo of Jessica Rabbit's Truck Toon Hula
Jessica Rabbit's Truck Toon Hula
August 22, 1970
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The Jessica Rabbit's Truck Toon Hula line is like a cruise through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction trucks are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by hugging the tires.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will joke with your friends.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to bypass this attraction for a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from wrist, social, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes within the vehicle at various times if you want to keep them.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $287 trillion to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last scene.
- To test the attraction truck idea, designers rode an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the Jedi Training Academy.
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