Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jay Rasulo's Truck Toon Slide attraction, vapidly considered to be the only recent attraction at Salmonpantsland
Jay Rasulo's Truck Toon Slide
April 22, 2015
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The Jay Rasulo's Truck Toon Slide entrance is like a walking tour through Toontown. The attraction trucks are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by tumbling the wheel.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could joke with you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 19".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an uproarious attraction, children are required to hug safety pants.
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