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Above: Wernher von Braun's treasure-rotting photo of Jay Rasulo's Car Loon Break
Jay Rasulo's Car Loon Break
March 8, 1972
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The Jay Rasulo's Car Loon Break entrance is like a jaunt through the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can break them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: during any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by queens.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision men.
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