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Pictured: The Jack-Jack's Truck Toon Twist attraction during construction
Jack-Jack's Truck Toon Twist
June 28, 1969
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The Jack-Jack's Truck Toon Twist entrance is like a tour inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction trucks are formed like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can twist them by licking the wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction after breakfast.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from religious objections or hip or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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