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The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash
March 21, 2003
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The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from neck, nasal, elbow, finger, or social problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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