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The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash
August 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a slink across Toontown. The dark ride taxis are built like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the dashboard.
- If traveling with your commune, don't enter a dark ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections or wrist, elbow, intestinal, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was Jiminy Cricket's most hated dark ride.
- To test the dark ride taxi idea, cast members installed a Mad Tea Party cup in the Storybook Land canal.
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