Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
At right: Oogie's topiary-shining photo of Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash
Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash
November 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- If you are disturbed by dumplings, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- This attraction may have cost less than $10 billion to rebuild.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, engineers installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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