Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash
February 14, 1993
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The Jack-Jack's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a tour into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the other guests.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from tongue, ankle, ribcage, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and guests within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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