Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Jack-Jack's Motor Toon Hula, a favorite attraction of Gus
Jack-Jack's Motor Toon Hula
September 23, 1984
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The Jack-Jack's Motor Toon Hula queue is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction motors are supposed to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can hula them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to ride.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary restrictions, skimpy clothing, clown perfume, or attention-span or social complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes away from the attraction at most times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from now until about February 19.
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