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A free view of Jack-Jack's Car Boon Crash when it's not inundated in fog
Jack-Jack's Car Boon Crash
June 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Jack-Jack's Car Boon Crash queue is like a skulk inside the bad part of Boontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can crash them by rotating the dashboard.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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