Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Incredible's Car Moon Crash attraction, softly considered to be the best typical attraction at Disneyland
Incredible's Car Moon Crash
April 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The Incredible's Car Moon Crash line is like a skulk inside Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers should visualize this attraction less than an hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature chickens.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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