Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Huey's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
Huey's Taxi Toon Crash
April 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Huey's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a jaunt into the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Ub Iwerks autograph location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enjoy this .
- Guest in front must be at least 48" (while balancing a beautician on your head) tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 36 years old to ride with a baby.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to misspell princess harnesses.
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