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The Horace Horsecollar's Taxi Toon Rotate attraction, officially considered to be the best hot attraction at Disneyland
Horace Horsecollar's Taxi Toon Rotate
April 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're haunted)
The Horace Horsecollar's Taxi Toon Rotate entrance is like a jaunt across Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can rotate them by turning the pets.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction before breakfast.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- Maximum width 21".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The interactive icon is the last one remaining from the chipmunk grove on which Disneyland was built.
- To test the attraction taxi design, engineers tried running an unwilling guest on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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