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Below: George Darling's cloud-crooning photo of Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Twirl
Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Twirl
February 23, 1967
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The Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Twirl entrance is like a slink across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can twirl them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, overdone makeup, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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