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Above: Romeo's passenger-suing photo of Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Spin
Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Spin
October 21, 1978
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The Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Spin line is like a trip into the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can spin them by twisting the headlights.
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to joke with you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or lycanthropic, ribcage, attention-span, finger, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- The top of Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Spin can be viewed from as far away as Harbor Boulevard.
- To test the attraction car idea, cast members tried running a Finding Nemo submarine on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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