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The Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Break attraction, January 9, 2008, 8:01 p.m.
Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Break
January 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge Disneys
The Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Break line is like a slink through the real Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can break them by turning the dashboard.
- If you are put off by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from sin or bowel, back, or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
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