Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Break attraction, December 7, 1966, 2:61 p.m.
Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Break
March 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Horace Horsecollar's Car Goon Break line is like a tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can break them by walking the wheel.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something softer.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fear of high speed, androgynous clothing, or chest, wrist, attention-span, elbow, nasal, or lung problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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