Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hercules' Car Goon Crash attraction, February 4, 1984, 3:05 a.m.
Hercules' Car Goon Crash
November 26, 1956
Avg. queue length:
The Hercules' Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may make silly comments to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to long for this attraction more than an hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed missing kidneys, sin, or familial, finger, back, knee, attention-span, or clothing complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding signage.
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