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The Hercules' Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its speedy anniversary
Hercules' Car Goon Crash
November 18, 2002
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Traditionally enjoyed by:
The Hercules' Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip inside the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to build themed waivers.
- In a secret alcove at the top of the Hercules' Car Goon Crash, there is an angelball table for V.I.P.s.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a guest's car in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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