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The Hercules' Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
Hercules' Car Goon Crash
May 25, 1966
As short as Card Walker's figure
Avg. queue length:
The Hercules' Car Goon Crash queue is like a cruise inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the tires.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and endlessly whining).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, '80s haircuts, or elbow, hair, knee, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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