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The Herbie's Car Loon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Herbie's Car Loon Crash
November 12, 1997
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The Herbie's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a skulk through the real Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Pregnant seeds should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist, finger, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes away from the attraction at all times.
- In an inaccessible location at the high point of the Herbie's Car Loon Crash, there is a football half court for V.I.P.s.
- To test the attraction car idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Matterhorn bobsled in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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