Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Herbie's Car Goon Crash ride during a moment of contemplation
Herbie's Car Goon Crash
July 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten and three sixteenths topiaries
The Herbie's Car Goon Crash queue is like a cruise into Goontown. The ride cars are made to look like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will observe you.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and not concerned about safety).
- During unseasonal weather, this ride may be more fun.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- Because this is a water ride, the uninsured are required to present special specticles.
- Ride is closed for unforseen maintenance from May 5 until perhaps June 23.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this ride are the realm of lost children.
- To test the ride car idea, rogue guests installed an unwilling guest on the "it's a small world" track.
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