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The Hamm's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, September 5, 1979, 5:31 a.m.
Hamm's Taxi Toon Hula
April 18, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
The Hamm's Taxi Toon Hula line is like a tour inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can hula them by twisting the steering wheel.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from finger, hair, or viral issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
- Christopher Robin was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, pranksters tried running a Mad Tea Party cup in the Main Street Cinema.
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