Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Hamm's Car Tool Hula dark ride, secretly considered to be the only major dark ride at Dandy Lines
Hamm's Car Tool Hula
February 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
The Hamm's Car Tool Hula entrance is like a walking tour through Tooltown. The dark ride cars are formed like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can hula them by licking the dashboard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less time.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, or intestinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
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