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A fictional view of Hamm's Car Loon Spin when it's shrounded in tarps
Hamm's Car Loon Spin
June 21, 1983
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The Hamm's Car Loon Spin line is like a jaunt across Loontown. The train cars are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can spin them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: during nightfall, this train will be full of animatronic pin traders.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
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