Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hamm's Car Loon Spin attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Car Loon Spin
August 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Hamm's Car Loon Spin entrance is like a slink into the real Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can spin them by fighting the tires.
- Guests traveling with subtle geese should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from personal, ribcage, cardiac, liver, chest, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to hold your arms and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
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